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Mary Sue?

lunagoonie wrote in getoffegl May 28, 2014 13:15

Does anyone remember the LJ communities like marysues and deleterius dedicated to snarking Mary Sues? A recent rule-breaking intro post on egl reads much like one of those Mary Sue descriptions, so we can snark it Mary Sue-style!

Hello, I am new to the community and thought it appropriate to introduce myself.

You thought wrong.

I am sorry but I shant be ( Read more... )

i've been into lolita since the ice age, hot topic is lolita, check the memories, dollies, i'm smart too, bawwww

Pastelmomma needs to calm down.

lunagoonie wrote in getoffegl Jan 29, 2014 04:07

All of these are in the span of a week.

She starts off posting her " wardrobe" which is really just an opportunity to post a large uncut image of babby's first Bodyline dress (with bonus amusing noobery in the comments).

Second post is about how she's *~ sew punk rawk but nothing too dumb.

Third is an easily answered noob question but still ( Read more... )

noob, special snowflake, check the memories, i'm smart too, stop posting, do it for me

Passing snark

lunagoonie wrote in getoffegl Jan 11, 2014 08:56

Typical noob with obnoxious typing style posts to EGL each time she updates her *~blog~*
but wait, her blog's URL?

http://asianwannabegirl.blogspot.se (she even has a blog entry about being a Wannabe Asian)

Not to mention that her so-called TONS OF RESEARCH (reminiscent of "YEARS AND YEARS!") led to an insulting portrayal of goth subculture, ( Read more... )

noob, i know everything, i'm smart too, everything is lolita!!!!~!11, goff

So this thing of beauty happened.

lunagoonie wrote in getoffegl Nov 25, 2013 10:29

( lol ok ifwinterends )

they're out to get me?, lolitas are supposed to be polite guyz, i'm smart too, ur fat, backpedal faster, look at me look at me look at me, epic drama, bawwww, oh snap, getoffgetoffegl, wait wtf, i know everything, calm the fuck down, what a bitch, i love this comm, name: ___ifwinterends, elitists!!11, reaally dumb shit, it's different in japan, the internet doesnt forget, i can't take criticism

BAWWWW I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES

lunagoonie wrote in getoffegl May 21, 2013 16:23

It's summer.

OP is annoying and persistent and your generic Tumblr introvert (though the line "I honestly felt persecuted for my femininity" stands out) but then kikikikida (who I can't stand, personally, anyone else? If you are unsure, consult her comparison of dress code violation to murder and rape) comes along with one of the most entitled snowflake ( Read more... )

i am a princess, special snowflake, spoiled princess, excuze me wtf r u doin, i'm smart too, summer vacation invasion, bawwww

I don't even know how to get a petti!!

milky_charlotte wrote in getoffegl May 15, 2013 23:17

This post... I just... No words, even.
So... you want to get into lolita, but you can't even find out where to buy a petti and wigs? Uh... ok. Have fun, then.

Seriously? This is exactly why egl has memories and a search function.

poster failed, noob, this shit again, wait wtf, excuze me wtf r u doin, i'm smart too, do it for me

(Untitled)

lunagoonie wrote in getoffegl Feb 23, 2013 11:03

Okay so I sort of promised myself I'd leave the Jenny snarking to teddybearsapple for the most part, and he's been kinda boring with the occasional "*reblogs "I'm beautiful" message* NO I'M NOT I'LL NEVAR REDEEM MYSELF." But yeah, overall, kinda boring ( Read more... )

name: brolitajenny, he's good deep down inside, i know everything, excuze me wtf r u doin, i'm smart too

GetOffEGL Year in Review 2012 Part 2 [IMAGE HEAVY AND TLDR!]

beepbeebeep wrote in getoffegl Dec 30, 2012 19:30

The second half of this year is when things start to really pop off and go crazy, so without further adieu...

( you waited for it... )

straight from /cgl/, lolmods, check the memories, it's because i don't have brand, this shit again, i dun liek teh gay, can i wear lolita for halloween?, reading comprehension isn't rori, ~flounce~, name: megamikawaii/sylphid_dreamer/jelly, look at me look at me look at me, epic drama, oh snap, i love hitler, facebook fail, getoffgetoffegl, spoiled princess, hot topic is lolita, replica madness!!!, excuze me wtf r u doin, what a skank, what a bitch, getoffegl_comm_sales, goff, noob, i am the white knight, shady seller, people are mean on the internet?, loli_secret/behind_the_bows, it's loliable, banned!, throw it away, but i'm poor, they're out to get me?, i'm smart too, name: brolitajenny, lolfetishes, how old are you anyway, racefail, sup photoshop, bawwww, wait wtf, im not [blank]ist i have [blank] friends, name: pixyteri, calm the fuck down, shady buyer, weeaboo, holy scalper, special snowflake, that isn't lolita, fug, oh shit scene, elitists!!11, reaally dumb shit, i'm a model, do it for me, i can't take criticism

No drama, just another noob

lunagoonie wrote in getoffegl Nov 28, 2012 23:49

http://egl.livejournal.com/18949535.html

( Text of OP )

noob, this shit again, how old are you anyway, check the memories, dollies, i'm smart too, do it for me

I can't believe this ignorance hasn't been posted yet.

lunagoonie wrote in getoffegl Aug 02, 2011 21:00

Sockpuppeting for the time being to avoid harassment from Her Sliminess, Shiverling.

This entire thread

As a response to her behavior on this entire thread:

Not knowing how mental disorders work yet pretending to? Check.
Insulting people with mental disorders? Check. (entire threads)
Telling people with eating disorders to "choke on a burger?" Check.
( Read more... )

ana/mia, i know everything, calm the fuck down, what a bitch, i'm smart too, this shit again, name: shiverling, loli_secret/behind_the_bows, reaally dumb shit, i can't take criticism